Magical Girl Nigori: Day Following Aboleth

Dear Ms. Diary,

Oh my gosh! Today I almost died!

I tried to throw myself off a cliff! And it wasn't like the last time, either, when that Lethilan called my doll fat. It was, like, for real, and for no reason at all!

Well, maybe no reason. It might have had something to do with that mean girl with the bad pets, but I don't know. All I know is that I walked through this mirror, but not like the kind that you can see yourself in, unless you were really dark, like maybe an obsidian golem, because that's basically what you'd look like, since the mirror is pretty much just obsidian. Except not really, I guess, because walking into obsidian would hurt. So maybe it's something else.

But anyway, so I walked through, and all of a sudden I wanted to die. Like really, really bad. So bad I tried to throw myself off a cliff. And this wasn't underwater or anything, so it would have been off a cliff for real, and not just like floating down for a little while.

BUT! Just when I was about to hurl myself off the ledge, Herogar saved me! He leaped onto me and held me down until I didn't want to die anymore. Swoon! It's just the kind of thing a big, strong, handsome paladin would do!

Which isn't like he's not a handsome paladin, I just kind of always thought they'd be bigger. He's kind of small, and not very strong, but it's kind of cute.

And did I mention he saved me?

So we were going to have a party, right, because I wasn't dead and stuff. So Herogar went back to get everybody else, while me and my new friend Mystera got changed (Well, I did. Mystera didn't have any party clothes magic) and this mean girl came out of nowhere. I mean, she wasn't mean all the time, but then she'd get really mean all of a sudden, like she was having her lady's time of the month or something. And she said squirtle wasn't a proper pet, which was mean and hurt his feelings. I mean , yeah, he has that little bladder control issue, but that's not really his fault, and it's rude to bring it up. And besides, her pet wasn't better. My new friend Mystera made it better by making it dead and crunchy. Except the mean girl didn't like it, until I told her Mystera was making the weird otter thing better.

But then her mean kitty followed us, and I tried to make a nice house for it, the kind where he couldn't eat or breath and would die, but the mean girl followed us through the mirror, even though it was broken, but I told the mean kitty that it couldn't eat Squirtle, but that it could have some other turtles if it wanted. I hope it chokes on those stupid dragon turtles.

Only then we found an aboleth, and it wasn't the good kind. It was the kind that wasn't dead, and then Flam was a bad fishie and tried to hurt my new friend Herogar, and then he didn't turn into a frog when I wanted him to. But Herogar just shrugged him off and shot at the Aboleth, but then it broke through my ice wall and ran away.

Luckily, Herogar wasn't too hurt. But I guess the Aboleth is what's making this place bad, so the paladins have to kill it.

Ooh, maybe that means Herogar will have to stick around a while. Swoon.

Okay, I've got to go, Ms. Diary. I'll talk to you later.