Dear Ms. Diary,
I have come to a decision. It's not an easy one, but my mother always told me that sometimes the hardest decisions are the best ones to make.
It's about Tupper. I know that he's a poop head, a bad fishy, and not very bright. He has more stupid ideas than Flam, and he's at least got the excuse that the big mean Aboleth is controlling his brain. I mean, yesterday he thought my aquaponies should pull the uglyboat. I mean, really, my ponies! My pretty, pretty ponies that I make with my own magical powers, and he thinks they should be pulling things?!? And not pretty chariots made out of sea shells and sparkles, either, but a big metal boat, that's basically just waiting for a big shark to make it sink. It's so ugly, I'm almost tempted to make it sink myself, except that might strand a whole bunch of gnomes, whatever those are. But they make traps that make Tupper sad, so they can't be too bad.
Where was I? Oh, yeah. Tupper is stupid.
BUT I'm going to take my mother's advice. I'm going to be the bigger person. I mean, one of us has to behave like an adult, and he's obviously not going to, and I'm a princess. So that means it's up to me. I am better than him, so I'm going to act that way, and expect him to do the same.
And if he doesn't, then maybe he can just behave like an adult rabbit.
I've always wanted a pet bunny.
Monday, May 31, 2010
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