Dear Ms. Diary,
Oh, my! So much has happened since I wrote last!
Flam was a bad fishie again, and tried to kill Herogar! Now he's unconscious, and I'm certainly not going to heal him. I mean, what if he actually kills Herogar!?! I'd be so sad!
Then the tiny bard girl was a bad fishie, too. The paladins were camping, and she thought I should take a watch. Me! A princess! I told her no, that that was something servant's did, but she tried to make me do it anyway. So I went and slept in my own house.
Oooh! But the good things is, that since only one of them can breath water at a time, they sent Herogar to wake me up, so that was good, and he asked me nicely to help the paladins. So I did, some, but I didn't help that stupid bard swim. She can figure it out herself. It was kind of funny watching her try, though.
Oh, and Tupper is a bad fishie, too. I was going to pull a lever, and he told me that princesses don't pull levers, which made sense, because princesses should have servants to pull them for me, so I told him to pull it, but he said he wasn't my servant and wouldn't do it, but that I should either, and I told him he was too my servant, and that he had to pull the lever RIGHT NOW or I was going to turn him into a frog, but he didn't, so I did. And then he wasn't even a good frog. He hopped away from me! So I left him in the boat until Hrogar made me get him back. Stupid Hrogar. He may be dreamy, but that's just not very nice.
Oh, and some other bad fishie who was invisible tried to kill me. But I got away, and when I came back he was dead. So the Paladins aren't totally useless.
And Mystera is gone. So I'm stuck here with 3 bad fishies, one paladins who's okay, but isn't very nice either, and Hrogar, and he's only okay sometimes.
They didn't even listen to me when I told them they needed foil hats. And now look at what's happened.
Oh, well. I suppose I should go make sure they don't drown.
Talk to you again real soon, Ms. Diary.
Wednesday, May 19, 2010
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