Sztuczka's Journal

Ok so we found these cannons and this gunpowder and we decided we needed to get through a door and they let me try and set off the cannon at it and it worked at least enough that they could kick it down the rest of the way and then we blew up a trap in the ceiling and the guy up there had put a barrel of gunpowder over the trap so a whole wave of fire came washing down and it was awesome and then there was a door with lots of locks on it and one of them refused to go boom so I used paper and made a little packet of boom and my hair caught on fire and it was awesome but now i doubt my gnominess because i did all that exploding with no training and i still have all my fingers and toes and didn't even lose a limb!