Magical Girl Nigori: Liches Ain't Shit

Dear Ms. Diary,

Mom was right! Life is more fun when we put aside our differences and help other people!

So we met this lich guy, who's kind of like a lord, but with some of his skin missing, and without the letting you sit in his chair and bringing you cookies, and more being friends with icky seal things, except they aren't seals, they're monsters, and he's also got friends who try to eat your soul, and you can't poke them with sticks because they're see-through, which is kind of neat, but kind of annoying when all of your companions are the kind of people who try to poke evil things with sticks. And these were evil things.

But anyway, so we were fighting them, even though I tried to be nice to Mr. Lichy and give him his sword back and everything, but then he tried to kill us, and his mean, weird hippogrif wouldn't let me leave after I had said goodbye and everything, and then the ghosty guys cornered me and tried to eat my soul, but I was invisible, so they went away. And then Tupper was all "I'm so scare, I will pretend to be a turtle," but he's not a very good turtle, and besides, guys who can walk through walls don't really care if you have a shell, so they were eating his soul and stuff, and he was just so scared that I knew I had to help him! So I decided he'd be better off if he was a scary monster, and wouldn't really look worse either, so I did, and then he got all pukey and threw up, kind of like Squirtle that one time I fed him some sushi, but then it turned out to be made out of sea turtle, and he was mad at me for a while. Except that Tupper was puking up acid, and it burned the bad ghost guys, and the lich guy, and he didn't say anything stupid the whole time, just, like, "Rarararar" because he couldn't really talk human. And he managed to not even get pukey on Hrogar, which was pretty impressive, since he was riding around on this kitty.

Oh! And the Lich I think had some bad turtle, too, and there was all this gas, and it smelled really bad, and the druid summoned the cutest little lemmings! and I don't think Flam is evil anymore, because he's dead.

So, yay! Lot's of victories for Magical Girl Nigori's Undersea Adventuring Squad!

Next, we're going to go kill that mean old Aboleth, but first I need to swim over to that town where they'll sell me magical stuff, and that one old man won't even ask how old I am. It's wierd that he likes me so much. I think it's just because I'm so nice.

I wonder if an octopus would be better at braiding hair.

Anyway, I've got to go. Talk to you real soon, Ms. Diary.