Arcadius seems to think that it has a point. I think my wee bit of lizard tossing has offended his sense of honor. Which, alright, sense of honor and what have you and I'm sure that's nice, but this case seems fine to me.
I mean, for starters, it's not like I promised to protect the little bastard. I don't believe I made any promise to it at all. So I didn't break my word.
It doesn't seem like it would be that I've alienated a valuable ally. All the little bastard does is run away when something big enough to eat it shows up. Ix doesn't seem to know much, and what he does know he doesn't always tell us.
Plus, he's an evil bastard. When did being evil stop counting for things with the paladins?
And aside from that, he's a lizard. A talking lizard, sure, but it's not like a did it to a person.
No, that would be wrong.
And heavy. I'd have a bastard of a time tossing a person high enough, even if he was a bastard. Even dwarf tossing would be hard.
Which no one should do. That would be wrong.
Plus, it's embarrassing.
Maybe the gnome, though.
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