So I guess I picked up some kind of evil item, and now Heracles won't let me go adventuring with anybody else. Which might mean I did something bad, but it might just mean that he really likes me and this is his excuse not to let me go into the dungeon because there's something really bad in there. One of the two.
Oh, and I found the best shark ever. So Azam and I went through this portal that I, you know, had just kind of found, and wanted to see where it went to make sure it wasn't evil and stuff, and we found this guy who could see me even though I was totally invisible (which was too bad, really, since I was wearing, like, the cutest little parka, and if he hadn't been able to see me, then too bad for him, you know?), and he took us to his village, and Azam gave me some money for some fish (like I need money, but it would have been rude to say no), and they had some shark, and all the guys there (they were all guys, since they were a war party and all, so their wives and stuff were at home. Poor guys.) were like "Here, you should eat this shark," so I did, and it was really tasty. But then it got me, like, really, really drunk, like way not princess drunk, but the sailors were all really nice to me, and they helped me lie down, and then they found out I could do magic and got kind of scared, but I told them it was totally okay, and made the parka disappear, and then they wanted me to show them that spell some more, so I totally did, like, a fashion, and then...
Well, Ms. Diary, I'm sure you're too much of a lady to want to know the details. Especially since they gave me some more shark, and I don't really remember much of the details, except that when I woke up, I couldn't find my clothes, and I'd lost some money. OH!, but one of the viking guys liked me so much he gave me a really nice pearl. It's all gray and stuff. And then everybody was, like, super nice to me on the walk back to the portal. I guess Azam spent the night, like, talking to some old guy or something, so he missed out on the fun, but that's alright.
Oh, and then the mean lady was there when we came back. I would have talked to her, but I needed to go to bed. But I'll bet she made the aboleth that's down there take over the brains of the fishies. I mean, there's no other possible explanation for why they kept trying to wake me up. A girl needs her beauty rest, you know? And besides, it's not nice to break into someone's house! Especially not a Magical Girl. You're likely to end up a squirrel or something.
Also Shtu liked being a squirrel. I wonder if she'd like to be a kitten. Or a monkey.
Oooh! Monkeys. I could make her a sea monkey!
I wonder how my brother's sea monkeys are doing. I miss him.
And Sashie.
Oooh, Sashie. I hope he won't be mad about the whole viking thing.
I wonder if I could figure out how to magic myself home. I mean, just for a little. I should be able to find my way back, right?
Maybe I'll go try that.
Talk to you again real soon, Ms. Diary!
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