Tuesday, September 8, 2009

The Mute: Day 150

Lessons Learned
  • There are five lights.
  • Natives of this area are poor problem solvers.
  • Crystal interferes with my ability to teleport.
  • Grungar has received a non-optimal number of improvement beatings.
  • Oda is not a sufficiently powerful fighter to make up for abject stupidity and cowardice on the part of Grungar.
  • Pools of pure positive energy will heal, but will not bring back the dead.
  • Jacob enjoys opening sarcophagi.
  • Grungar screams like a small girl at the slightest pain.
  • Grungar is incapable of accomplishing even the simplest task.
  • Grungar cannot climb a simple rope.
  • Grungar would think nothing of drowning a party member to "save" them from fire.
Questions for Further Study:
  • None.
I am tired of studying this land. I will leave soon, and return Oda's belongings to his family. I will leave these incompetents to their troubles.

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