Notes In Various Places

[Written in a leatherbound book kept on a desk, in a tower, on the perimeter wall of Point of Origin.]

Year xxxx, Day 12, Hour 6. All is quiet.
Thanks to Mrs. Hudson for the sandwiches. -Spc. K. Bailey

[Written on ragged linen, and found stuffed in the throat of a dead Izmirian guard.]

THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR NOT SEEING THE KITTY
nobody sees the kitty nobody wants to see the kitty only i see the kitty WHY CAN'T YOU SEE THE KITTY it's RIGHT THERE and it's EATING MY BRAIN you laugh and laugh and laugh and OH NO THERE'S NO KITTY until it RIPS OUT YOUR HEART WITH MY BARE HANDS why can't you just see the kitty

please see the kitty next time, thank you

catfuckergod says they're 'ready' to fight the final fish. catfuckergod is WRONG.
it's got to be a trap WHY ELSE WOULD THEY GET THAT FAR
they're gonna die. those smugeating shitgoats would never have gotten ANYWHERE without ME
they would be ROTTING CORPSES IN A PIT TRAP and nobody would give a ripe shit about aboleths and they would STILL SHIT ON ME.

oh look you don't shit GODLIGHT guess you're a incompetent oaf herp a doooo

oh look your clothes don't withstand extended wear in DEEP SALTWATER
you must be a LESSER PERSON

i guess when RUNNING ALL DAY i'm not allowed to feel shredded underpants cut into my legs NOPE

NO DON'T TRY TO FIX YOUR PROBLEMS JUST SUFFER

SUFFER SUFFER SUFFER SUFFER

IT'LL MAKE YOU A REAL MAN because trying to protect a herd of suicidal IDIOTS from THEMSELVES obviously makes me a SISSY BOY can't be that NOPE NOPE NOPE or or
it's HELLO KITTY TIME

i'll show them

I'll SHOW THEM WHAT I CAN DO

I'LL SHOW THEM ALL

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[etc.]

[Found pinned to a tent at Hrogar's army campsite.]

PVT. MITCHELL:

YOU STOLE FUD FOOD FROM PVT. SONAM. YOU ARE BAD
AND YOU MUST PEEL BEETS BECUZ YOU ARE BAD. AND
YOU CAN NOT EAT DA BEETS THAT YOU PEEL BECUZ NO.
WE ARE GOING TO FIGHT BIG FIGHT SOON AND YOU ARE
STEALING FOOD YOU DO NOT NEED. DAN DOES NOT LIKE
PPL WHO TAKE THINGS THAT ARE NOT THERE THINGS. YO
YOU WILL BE GOOD AND YOU WILL FIGHT GOOD AND
DAN WILL LIKE YOU OKAY.

THIS IS FROM SGT. GRUNGAR

[Nailed to a post, weather-worn but readable, in a town on another plane.]

LOST: WARFORGED

responds to "Crunch" and "Squeaky Shins"

25 greybears

for

Information
Leading to its Whereabouts

Appearance… like a dang warforged. Big, metal,
oak for a butt. Ghulra in shape of a stick figure.
Small blood stain on right hand. Never hurt no one.
No crimes worth a damn. Don't try to dent it up.

If found, tell it to contact Edw. Mulligan
in the Trade District

and that it is missed very much.

needs to return my tools.