Wednesday, August 26, 2009

The Mute: Day 150

Lessons Learned Regarding the Frozen Northlands
  • Northern Elves have undersized ears.
  • They are unphased by long distance teleportation.
  • The food is pleasantly salty.
  • They have snow in all times of the year.
  • They do not reproduce sexually.
  • They do not enjoy themselves sexually, at least not with me.
  • They are attacked by creatures from the mist.
  • These creatures eat their delicious goats.
  • They have ancient stone ruins up the hill.
Questiosn for Further Study
  • Do Northern Elves divide like Jellies do?
  • Could the dividing magic be harnassed to create a second version of an attractive elf woman, one that might not be inclined to dislike me?
  • Could the magic that keeps them from bearing children be used to avoid the potential negative consequences of getting to know barmaids?
  • Are the mist creatures more druids?

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